I once thought I'd like to be the queen of some country, but I don't like wearing anything heavy on my head (small head, poor balance), I don't like wearing formal clothing at any time, I don't like sensible shoes or handbags, and my ability to wave for any length of time has greatly diminished over the years. Therefore, I will abdicate my throne as of now. Thank you to all my loyal subjects and the disloyal ones, well, they're on a deserted island that specializes in mosquitoes, scorpions and head lice.
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Yay for a day of rest!
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