Thursday, September 20, 2007

Random thoughts I had today...

First...well no not that. Second...not that either. Third...repeat of one and two. Guess my random thoughts were minimal. Now for my purposeful thoughts: first...why do men who do comb overs think anyone believes they have hair on top of their heads? Second, why do women who turn their eyelashes into mascara tarantulas think that look is attractive--only if you're into arachnidian things? Third, why do whining voices make your hair stand up on end and prompt thoughts about holding an AK-16, full loaded?

Everyone who reads this must write a 1,000 word essay answering each of the three purposeful-thought questions. No cheating and no plagiarizing someone else's work or you'll be forced to read my blog each and every day!

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