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Ta-Dah!
entering the 21st Century...
About Me
- elanajanbodine
- Louisville, Kentucky, United States
- I once thought I'd like to be the queen of some country, but I don't like wearing anything heavy on my head (small head, poor balance), I don't like wearing formal clothing at any time, I don't like sensible shoes or handbags, and my ability to wave for any length of time has greatly diminished over the years. Therefore, I will abdicate my throne as of now. Thank you to all my loyal subjects and the disloyal ones, well, they're on a deserted island that specializes in mosquitoes, scorpions and head lice.
5 comments:
Yes. The consequences are hideous-bad! The blog people will knock your door down and raid your fridge, jump on your bed, run all the faucets, TP your house, deflate your tires, plant noxious weeds in your garden, pee on your flowers, throw crumbs in your blankets, make forts with your couch cushions, paint-by-number on the walls, scrub the floors with grape juice, and purposefully forget to bring in the mail! You'd best repent of your bloggardly sins, hear?
Oh, and I thought it just meant that I wouldn't get a gold star on my calendar for the days I missed...
Scrubbing my floor with grape juice? Where do you get these crazy ideas? Hmmmmm.
And you're letting even MORE time go by without blogging! Sheesh! Where's your most recent entry, hmm...?
Hey! How come Barrett never leaves messages on MY blog???
Answer to Bryn's question--because Barrett loves me more than you and because he still remembers the many adventures of "Let's play I win" in the basement and, well, his therapist says it will help him if he doesn't acknowledge your blog...actually, I sent him on a guilt trip because it appeared that he wasn't reading or responding to my blog either. What's a mother for...
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