Monday, May 28, 2007
knowing when your life is complete
All of us have lofty goals and aspirations about what we expect and want from our lives, but sometimes we are not sure when life is complete. We are not confident that we are finished and have no need to set even loftier goals. Today I have discovered that my life is complete. I now have all that I need to feel "whole"--a dustbuster, a Swiffer (regular size) and a brand new Far-Reaching Swiffer! I didn't realize I had reached the culmination of my goals for "nirvana antisepticus" (a.k.a. house-cleaning heaven) until I used my new, long-handled Swiffer today while cleaning my house. I can now die a happy woman (with a dust-free set of ceiling fans and hard-to-reach knick-knacks)! Life is sweet...and now it is dustus absentius.
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2 comments:
Oh, Mom. You ARE sad!
Swiffers are pretty fabulous! When they first came out, I worked as a supermarket demonstrator for the product. I would go to different supermarkets and set up swiffer displays and even talked a blind couple into buying one.
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