Tuesday, May 29, 2007
avast ye mateys
I'm going to see "Pirates" tonight and nothing can spoil the anticipation. Of course, if some little bugger sits behind me and kicks my seat or tosses popcorn all over, I might just have my own version of walking the plank right there in the theater. Just call me Captainette Jan. Did they have female captains? Probably not since women were considered bad luck on a ship. Besides most women would want to try not to smell bad, look filthy, and otherwise act in a coarse and vulgar manner, so I guess being a landlubber is a good thing. Room service, please!
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I used to think there were only Star Trek and Star Wars nerds, but the other night, I saw Pirate nerds. People were going to the movie in full pirate attire, but I'm certain the women smelled better than the pirates you describe.
Having lived in NY, I've seen them all, nerds for every "sequelish" movie ever made. Obviously, New Yorkers take their movies (and their fantasies) very seriously.
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