Yep. I missed a day. I'm sure the huge crowd of blog readers is soooooo disappointed that there are mental health clinics all over America filled with readers who missed my eloquent and ever stimulating view of the world...a.k.a. weird and erratic.
Well, it's 1015PM and I don't know where my children are, so I guess I'll have to put a bumper sticker on my car that says "IDC" (I don't care), next to the one I put on in protest to all those stupid "Proud Parent of an Honor Student" bumper stickers--who came up with that prideful piece of gluey braggadocio? Wasn't it the child who made the honor roll? Is mom or dad trying to take credit (or are they hoping that some of that intelligence might rub off on them)? My protest bumper sticker reads, "Proud Parent of Truly Lame Loser Children". And I will take credit for their state of being (or not being so intellectually swift). Thank you.
Tomorrow's Friday and that means the weekend fast approaches. Let's hear it for a no-work weekend! Huzzah!! I may pretend I won't work, but that's just a big lie. I'll do household and yard chores, but at least I'm not on someone else's schedule. Wait, I don't get paid either. Maybe no-work weekends aren't a profitable way to spend time... Isn't the saying, "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy". Well if that is true, then Paris Hilton is little Miss Sharpie. And that is why time flies will find you if you're covered with honey.
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Hey! I am NOT a loser child! :( POUT
>:p
Hey! It's a joke...wherever did your sense of humor go? Hmmmm. Incidentally, pouting just gives you wrinkles early in life...unless you're Paris Hilton and then you get 22 days shaved off your jail term! Who said there isn't justice in this country? Oh, wait, there apparently isn't otherwise there wouldn't be so many people of "influence", (a.k.a. big bucks with big bucks lawyers--apologies to Alex--)or fame in and out of jail, avoiding it altogether or checking in to or out of rehab as if they were at the Hilton. Pun intended.
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