Saturday, June 2, 2007

falling off my flip-flops

I wear flip-flops when I water my yard. It makes no sense to wear fancy shoes, or shoes that are difficult to put on or take off since I come inside for the half-hour needed for each section of my lawn. I have sprinklers in one small area of my backyard, so I do manual labor to get water to the rest of the thirsty little blades of grass. But I digress. So, there I am in my flip-flops turning on the sprinkler or moving it to a new area and I always get wet, especially my feet. I set the sprinkler and walk away. I haven't gone more than three steps when my feet go slip-sliding away on my flip-flops (we used to call these items thongs when I was growing up, but if I talk about my thongs slipping, some people would get the wrong image and idea and we do not want that happening). It must be the foot cream I use to keep my feet from looking as old as they are. The water hits my feet, the lotion becomes slime and my feet go sliding. I begin to totter and teeter and I resemble a drunk who is in need of a major sleep-off. I then have to make a decision--go barefoot and risk stepping on a snail and feeling the crunch/squish directly or keep the flip-flops on and risk breaking my neck. The snails lose. The flip-flops come off and I am once again able to walk like the sober human being I am. I've tried several different slip-on style sandals and flip-flops, but they all have slick inner soles. My question is--why would anyone create a slick, slippery inner-sole for a shoe being worn around the water--beach, pool, lake, etc. by a person who will be getting wet and will probably be wearing sunscreen lotion on his/her feet. Someone at Sandals R Us is laughing and probably buying stock in medical insurance.

3 comments:

Erin said...

Try Teva! They were invented by a guy who did river rafting or something. Plus, you can get all kinds of cute colors and everyone will want to be like you....not that they don't already.

Brynley said...

You need crocs, although, admitedly, they ARE the ugliest shoes EVER.

elanajanbodine said...

Okay both of you are cute, young things. I'll look like a sea turtle wandering around the yard in crocs or Tevas. Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I don't think anybody wants to be me except for occasional, errant mosquitoes who actually only want my blood, not all of me. A few of the kids in the nursery at church think I'm nice, but they're not old enough yet to know the true me. My evil twin just keeps popping out at very inopportune times...